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Worlds greatest dad 5 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Ironically enough, Stalin hated his own parents precisely because of the same kind of harshness. His father was an abusive drunkard who left the family when Stalin was a kid and his mother was a very strict person and a devout Orthodox Christian.
I guess that in his eyes, the way he treated his children was still a lot better than he was treated. Still fucked up, though.
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Irony 1 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I don't know if OP had the intention to mock women or just to present it as a general thing but remember kids, this goes both ways.
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Some political cringe 20 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
"Political cringe"? Did OP not get that it's satire?
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That was helpful 30 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I completely agree.
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That was helpful 30 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
@needmorec4 Exactly, the ridiculousness of it all will surely make you laugh!
In all seriousness though, I'm not religious myself and I don't care much about religion (unless someone tries to shove their beliefs down my throat, then I become Richard Dawkins 2.0). But some religious books are actually pretty cool as long as you don't take them too seriously, after all it's all just folk stories. My favourite ones are the Elder and Younger Edda (books of Norse mythology). They contain some interesting stories (btw actually this is what inspired J. R. R. Tolkien himself and you can really see it in his works) and some funny ones too, like when Thor dresses up into a bridal gown to go to a fake wedding, that shit's hilarious.
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Old vs. Young people 18 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
@grouchymarks Me too, I always let pregnant women or old or injured people sit if there are no seats available on the bus. But another peculiar thing I noticed is that oftentimes, old people don't thank you when you yield your seat to them. Idk, maybe they really are entitled to some seats, but to me it seems like you should thank the person, how can you expect other people to have manners when you don't have them yourself?
@guest Yes there are seats like that, but my friend was sitting in a regular seat and already had problems squeezing in there as the cast took up a lot of space. That made it even more of a "WTF?" situation as the lady could've just asked anyone sitting in those special seats. Now that I look back, it really seems like the lady was intentionally being an asshole for some reason. Some people feel powerful when they can be jerks to defenseless people, maybe that was her case.
Old vs. Young people 18 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I've never worked in retail (fortunately) but I use public transport a lot and I agree with this post. Old people are in my experience more likely to put a bag next to them so that nobody can sit there, they skip lines and when you sit, they look at you as if you just murdered their firstborn because they wanted to sit there (even though there are tons of empty seats available). They don't care if you are pregnant or even have a broken leg. This LEGIT happened to my friend, we went by bus together and she had an injured leg, had a cast all over, And old lady came up to her and said "Stand up, I want to sit." not even politely. My friend responded with "But my leg is broken." and the lady responded with, not even kidding, "So what, I'm old, I'm entitled to this seat." My friend was of course polite and stood up and I held her the whole ride because she'd fall otherwise. But yeah, I think the general rule is that teenagers are shits in groups but old people are assholes by themselves.
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When women agree with compliments #2 5 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Of course you like your hair, why else would you take good care of it? Same with people who workout and eat well, they do it because they like their body and want to treat it well, and they KNOW that their work is paying off and they're proud of it, because they came a long way to look that way, so why exactly is it cocky to agree with a compliment? Yes it is cocky to say stuff like "Yeah obviously everybody does" or "Then go stand in the line" but saying "Thank you, I like my [something] too"? I see nothing wrong with that.
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Happy times 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
At first I thought it was a reference to this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CLW7r4o2_Ow But I got it now.
Dear god we've made it to Facebook 21 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I'm not even religious but that Mark Twain quote always hits me right in the feels, poor Lucy.
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Interviews 14 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
This guy's hilarious, I need to know who it is.
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Interesting inventions 14 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
It sounds even more hilarious considering your username.
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rape is hilarious 21 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I 100% agree with the bottling up feelings part. The whole "men don't cry" stereotype ultimately leads to self-destructive behavior as the feelings you've bottled up may explode sooner or later (case in point my dad who gets a lot of shit at work and then spends half of the evening yelling at me and mom when he comes home).
Though I'm not sure about the "men can't be victims of rape" part, as I already said I think women are more empathic when it comes to this and maybe opening up to a woman may be better than to a man, because we know what it's like. But again I'm just theoretizing, I've had no experience with this type of situation where a guy would try to open up to me about being raped, so I can't know the truth and I appreciate your point of view. There probably are women who legitimately think that men can't be raped, and probably even some feminazis who would laugh at you for it and call the rapist "empowered". But those are horrible people and you need to stay away from them.
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You sit on a throne of lies 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I know, right? That's why I made these 10 tricks to recognize and block click bait. Number 4 will blow your mind!!
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Iconic duo 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I love this. I need to rewatch that movie after finals.
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I .... I didn't want to find out this way 15 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
That's awesome, I think we can all admire the strenght and flexibility pole dancers have without making it sexual. It's just that a lot of people put pole dancing and strip clubs together somehow. I've never been to one though so idk about that but I will definitely try it one day.
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Truth.  17 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I have no idea who that is but does he really? Wow.
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I .... I didn't want to find out this way 15 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I heard that pole dancing / pole fitness is an awesome workout that shapes basically everything. Might try that some day as I need to get in shape. I still don't get what the deal is with strip clubs though, isn't it annoying to have boobs and butt in your face but not be able to touch them? Doesn't it give you blue balls? I'm a girl tho so maybe that's why I don't get it.
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Truth.  17 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I agree, there are people who only criticize one side like BuzzFeed or HuffPost without mentioning Fox or InfoWars and vice versa. I guess for many it's more about pushing an agenda than really looking for truth.
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He won! 16 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Yeah, I'm on the ring and even that isn't 100% effective, even though it completely eliminates the possibility of forgetting to take it one day. No temporary method is 100% effective, even the best ones are 99.8-99.9%, the ring for example has about a 1 in 400 chance of getting pregnant. So pretty close to 100%, but not quite.
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Cas looking fierce 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
If I had any photoshop skills I'd also edit in Lucifer. He's my favourite character but only when Mark Pellegrino plays him.
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an unlikely comparison 5 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Honestly if that was me I'd feel proud. That is an achievement.
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Amen 16 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
^ The only necrobump I can get behind
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Give up your seat 11 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Jokes aside I do think this picture's quite well done. I see a lot of people being rude on public transport, putting their bags next to them so that nobody can sit there, also pretending to sleep so that nobody can call them out on it… people are assholes.
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Well isn't that a tad awkward 13 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
But ARE you fucking super hot chicks?
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