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It's true 16 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
While I agree with your general point and I get equally mad as you when someone assumes a good looking woman must always be a bimbo (while for some reason, the same dichotomy just doesn't apply to men apparently), there is an argument to be made that when you spend all your time taking care of your looks (working out, tanning, putting on makeup, dyeing hair, putting botox in your lips etc etc) then you logically have less time on education. I think that's what the meme is pointing out, rather than attractiveness it focuses on "fakeness". I'm not the author though so whether that was their intent or not is not my place to tell, I'm just guessing since the first frame looks fake and the last looks natural yet still good looking.
But yeah that assumption that a smart woman must be ugly and a pretty woman must be dumb needs to crawl into a bush and die.
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Comics about the Quirks we share 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
The second one is so funny to me because whenever I look up tutorials on "quick and easy" updos the lady in the tutorial is always like "ok this is really quick it will *only* take you 20 minutes and you just need a few things like a hair curler, gel, teasing brush, 2000 bobby pins, hairspray, unicorn blood, fairy dust, the Hadron collider..."
Like, my idea of quick and easy is 5 minutes and needs an elastic and two bobby pins. But maybe it's because I'm the type to really not be bothered with hairdos most of the time.
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Honestly, unless its dessert, I usually double it. 18 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Haha same. Tasting is key, you can follow the best recipe ever made just to discover the author has a completely different palate. Hell yeah, soup with croutons is amazing. Couscous in soup is also pretty great because it requires like zero preparation.
Well, thanks for mentioning the soup, it kinda inspired me to try to make it as well. Cheers!
Honestly, unless its dessert, I usually double it. 18 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
That sounds so amazing. As a huge soup lover I'd love to try this. Do you have a specific recipe you use or is it more of a family recipe/eyeballing kind of thing?
Speaking of soup and roasting stuff, I've recently discovered one can improve a tomato soup by 1000% just with one roasted red pepper. I've been eating it almost non stop for the past two days. And yeah I put loads of garlic in it as well (duh who wouldn't)
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Honestly, unless its dessert, I usually double it. 18 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
*Heartburn
Accurate 19 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I have an exam in like four days but I will try to remember your comment and watch it when I have the time ^_^
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Accurate 19 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
"Just shut and deal with yours" is exactly the reason why there are still so many suicides, especially among men who are told that it's not 'manly' to ask for help regarding mental health issues. I think it's good that people are talking about this.
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I got you a box 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Hey, a SpongeBob reference is always a good gift. Maybe next year do the same except with the mocking SpongeBob meme.
No blessings on your head 7 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Omg me too! I always sound like Pikachu because the choo part of my achoo just goes really high pitched. Most people laugh (as you said, jerks) but oh well at least my boyfriend says it's cute.
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The Fiji water lady is the real winner of the Golden globes 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I like the second person's shirt. It's cute af
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Thanks to the internet, millenials can't even inherit 22 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Lol possibly. Let's not kid ourselves, we might vow not to be like that and we might even keep that vow, but there will 100% be arsewipes among us repeating these past mistakes.
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Choose your fighter 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
"Bradley" lol he needs an eyepatch and moustache
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Meanwhile in Australia 2 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
You forgot to mention that the one on the right is crappier quality and if your coffee melts through your cup and spills all over, you'll be told that you didn't handle it well enough and that it's your fault. Then they'll try to charge you $10 for a new cup and sell the melted one as "refurbished" to someone else.
You know he's got a point there 2 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
And who rides a beast that can go incredibly fast for really long amounts of time without getting tired.
Though now that I think of it, I'm not sure Shadowfax was even in the movies.
Edit: looked it up, he was.
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It hurts 2 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Or a 10 page thread of people saying they have the same issue. At least here you know it's not going to go anywhere, those threads give you false hope and make you scroll to the end as you slowly realize you're just wasting time there but you don't stop in case there really is a solution somewhere on page 10.
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Its not twitter but it will work 15 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
As far as I know the character of Jack Sparrow is *very vaguely* based on a male English pirate who served under the Ottoman Empire in his later years. However, the whole movie is about as historically accurate as a 14 year old's fanfic, so a change in the pirate's gender really shouldn't be a big deal at all.
And let's not pretend characters aren't changed all the time. Like, Santa whose inspiration (Saint Nicholas) was from a place that's now a part of Turkey, so he definitely didn't have blue eyes, white skin and didn't wear a red suit but most likely a robe. Or, for that matter, Jesus who was most likely a short, stout man with short black curly hair, a beard and brown skin. In other words, many of his conservative worshippers would hesitate to sit next to him on a plane.
This outrage over changing some movie characters just seems so miniscule when you look at how historical characters have been changed over time in different stories and cultures.
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He's back! 11 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Yes!
"THEY say that..."
"Wait, who says that exactly?"
"You know, THEY, those bad people!"
"Ok, like who? Give me an example."
"Well, I said that they said it. But it's so dumb, they might as well have! Sometime, somewhere! Checkmate, ethereal SJWs!"
The anti-SJW community is so circlejerky and toxic, I'm glad I saw through their shtick so early.
Its not twitter but it will work 15 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
How to become a famous anti-SJW:
1) Make up something ridiculous. Bonus points if you manage to find one or two tweets by some randos from 2010 that are somewhat related to the topic.
2) Claim that "people" or "the SJWs" or simply "they" are saying it.
3) Wait for clicks and anti-SJW outrage.
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They will pay 2 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Me when my mom gossips about me over the phone with my grandma. She always exaggerates so much!
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title 5 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Too little too late, bot.
Frink beer, duck b*tches 12 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Indeed. I think a part of that may also come from them being raised not always by manipulators, but sometimes by parents who, though they mean well, teach these kids that doing something will always get them a reward. I'm not one of those "damn kids and their participation trophies" people, because it's not like they're doing nothing, they're doing something – being nice, but they expect a reward for it. They expect a woman to be interested in them for being nice because that's how action-reward works, and they get frustrated when they find out attraction doesn't work that way. But your point about manipulative family background is very true too, and really even though it results in the same behavior, there are a million and one reasons why each one of them acts the way they do.
I recommend a video by ContraPoints titled "Incels", it's very insightful in this respect and covers toxic behaviors not just among these people but on the internet as a whole.
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Frink beer, duck b*tches 12 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Maybe.
But they're not wrong.
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Frink beer, duck b*tches 12 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Beautifully said.
Though I think you're giving the self-proclaimed "nice guys" too much credit. Most of them (well, the ones who go around saying how nice they are anyway – genuinely nice people usually don't brag like that) are nice only until they find out the girl they're interested in is taken or just not interested in them. Then their mask usually slips off and the girl realizes she actually dodged a b̶u̶l̶l̶e̶t̶ nuke.
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Growing up in namibia, africa 8 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
And still sporting the same haircut! Some things never change
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Y'all know what I mean 25 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Yessssss