I saw Split, then a friend told me it's a sequel (ish) to Unbreakable so I watched that, and now I'm really excited for Glass. I hope it's good, Shyamalan has had a not so good reputation recently.

I'm a woman and the only thing I'm mad about is that he's a console peasant.
(Don't get offended, I meant it as a joke. Am not actually one of the PC Master race nutjobs.)

Bendy and the Ink Machine anyone?

That.... honestly just sounds like a joke. If it was real, the person in question would probably embellish and wouldn't mention he's a trustworthy guy who doesn't accept money.

My high school classmates once tried this with a shopping cart from a nearby supermarket. They wouldn't serve them though.

When they open the door it's just gonna be a fish head with "FEET" written under it. Someone's gonna walk by and see this and be like "this is some surreal shit"

While the first person is framing it badly, the racial wealth gap is a thing in the US. Check out some articles on big American cities' history, for example LA still has huge problems because of past segregation. Basically the problem is that the segregation used to be racial and non-white areas were neglected, underserved, with no opportunities for growth. Institutionalized racism has since been mostly eradicated in itself, but these areas still remain poor, underserved, and with very little social mobility. So while this is more of a class problem than a racial one, race does play a role for historical reasons. Seriously, Google that stuff, I'm not very good at explaining (and it's also midnight where I live and I just had an exam today so I'm exhausted) so you'll probably get more clarity our of articles. I think I first stumbled upon this topic when I researched the history of LA and its Hispanic minority, maybe you'll even find the same articles I did back then.

*salivates a new ocean*

The second one is so funny to me because whenever I look up tutorials on "quick and easy" updos the lady in the tutorial is always like "ok this is really quick it will *only* take you 20 minutes and you just need a few things like a hair curler, gel, teasing brush, 2000 bobby pins, hairspray, unicorn blood, fairy dust, the Hadron collider..."
Like, my idea of quick and easy is 5 minutes and needs an elastic and two bobby pins. But maybe it's because I'm the type to really not be bothered with hairdos most of the time.

*Heartburn

Hey, a SpongeBob reference is always a good gift. Maybe next year do the same except with the mocking SpongeBob meme.