Ooh I've been there as well, twice actually. Nice place. The only annoying thing is when they try to sell you your pictures at the end, kinda freaked me out how aggressive they were.

No, the frog is just so fabulous on its own. She's born with it, she doesn't need Maybelline.

If the pizza man truly loves the babysitter... why is he spanking her rear?

And when you crouch down it walks around you while rubbing its head on your legs and comes back around to get more pats.

It's definitely not okay. Embarrassment won't help any kid learn, it'll just make them hate the teacher and by extension the subject.

Hahaha in Czech we also call raccoons "wash bear". And platypuses "bird mouth", or rather "bird lip/gob" would be more accurate.

Looks like Central Europe lol, I have the same experience here in Czechia

That's so heartwarming.
This is definitely an unpopular opinion but tbh I find it kinda... selfish? To scoff at adoption and make a kid when there are so many kids in need of a home. Like, what makes your genes so special that they need to be spread instead of giving your home to a kid that needs it? Yes, yes, biological drive to procreate etc. but humans have been able to achieve what we've achieved only by cooperating so we might as well help people that need it, no?

Feelings have always overruled facts, and to pretend otherwise is delusional. There is no such thing as a prelapsarian perfect world where everything was driven by facts. I like Ricky but the implication of his statement, that feelings overruling facts is a somewhat recent development and not something that existed since the dawn of mankind, is fucking mental. We all are driven by emotions, we have biases we are not even aware of, we twist facts to suit our feelings and it has never been and probably never will be the other way around. Sorry to be all doom and gloom but I'm not enough of an optimist to believe humans are capable of objective factual thinking.

He's a Koizumi isn't he.
*looks him up*
Yup.

Oh wow this is so accurate it hurts lmao

I've been thinking of getting myself some blue light blocking glasses because my eyes burn when I stare into the computer screen for 8 hours a day at work. And then I come home and stare into it again bc I gotta study for my exams.

Jean Claude van Birb

*stands on desk* Oh captain my captain

All hail the TBBLOBNOERN

Honestly, my parents would sometimes smack me but I don't even remember it, I have much worse memories from my dad yelling at me, saying really mean shit about how useless I am and all that (he's got a very short temper). To this day I get a panic attack when someone raises their voice at me, but I don't care all that much about a kid getting a light slap for acting like an asshole.
That's in my opinion the only reason for ever slapping a kid. When they do something wrong, first you explain why it's wrong, why it might harm other people or be bad for the kid, etc. Then, inevitably, the kid will test your limits and act like an asshole anyway, that's just what they do sometimes. That's when you give them a light smack. Not a full on spanking, just a slap to remind them that they won't get away with acting like an asshole, and that actions have consequences. I see too many parents these days not doing anything when their kid is an asshole to strangers and that's imo wrong too.

He's so proud of his collection lol

Tbh trying to dodge people who don't understand social distancing while trying to get all your groceries is a workout by itself.
I mean admittedly I don't have to social distance too hard since I had covid recently and I'm immune for some time now, but still, I don't want to be that idiot who breathes down other people's necks despite having the 2m marks under my feet.

What the FUCK