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Witch one are you? 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
excuse you. i urinate.
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He's doing soo well. 12 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Well, his wife divorced him because he was cheating on her. So it seems that compensating is a running theme in his personal life...
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Was this made with predictive text?? 36 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ahaha you're more suspicious than Nacho here. Why are you leaving a house via the window? *squints*
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Was this made with predictive text?? 36 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Spanish rice with chicken and rice Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his bed and breakfast, has been arrested on the way home during a meeting with my sewing machine.
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Oh no, poor Nacho. Also how do you make rice with chicken and rice??? Is it just double rice?
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Was this made with predictive text?? 36 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Was it a knick-knack paddy-whack?
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Well said guys 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
It's because they're a fun-guy and fun-gal! Ehehehe that was a terrible pun I'm sorry
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No disagreements 13 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I couldn't agree more, what you said is exactly how I feel as well. I personally dress rather modestly, not for any religious/ideological reasons but just because I think it looks better than showing everything. If being hot in the summer is a concern, light and flowy clothing (preferably made of natural fibers that "breathe") does a much better job than small, tight clothing anyway. And I'm not a fan of people walking around with everything on display, men or women. However I would never try to restrict a person's freedom to dress however they want because my personal preference is irrelevant to their freedom of choice. Especially not on such arbitrary grounds as gender. I also agree that visible nipples under clothing aren't a big deal.
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No disagreements 13 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Wait, Utah? The giant Mormon colony? How did it pass there?!
No disagreements 13 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Thank you! I don't get this argument "well men wouldn't complain" ...but like, they definitely would and do. If all men agreed and supported women in this, the movement wouldn't have to exist in the first place.
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She also killed any male sailer under her that rape female prisoners 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Her name was Shi Yang! Zheng Yi Sao means "wife of Zheng Yi". I think for her badassery she deserves to be known as more than some dude's wife.
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German words are terrifying 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Doesn't that mean like wisdom-craft or knowledge-craft though? Because I think that's really cool.
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You’re welcome to only use European inventions if we’re so bad 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Good thing I don't do either of those, lol.
I shop locally, wouldn't ever use Amazon because Bezos is a psychopath, my phone is Finnish, I drink Kofola (Czech spiced cola, much better than Coke!) and don't currently have a car since it's a liability in a big city – it's difficult to park anywhere and the public transport system is so good a car isn't needed. Oh and Reddit sucks, I don't use it. I mostly go here for my repost fix.
So I guess I'm free to make all the jokes I want! What joke should I make first? Oh, here's one: the American healthcare system. *Badumtss*
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I see a guy 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
It's the Greater Dog from Undertale hahaha
We racists stand together 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
But isn't that like, the paradox of tolerance?
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We racists stand together 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
"Maybe the real white ethnostate was the friends we made along the way" -Jreg
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Flamingos are extremeophiles 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Look at the 3rd reply assuming humans will still be around in the 26th century. Someone's an optimist.
Not the news I expected 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That's what friends are for eh?
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Fair enough 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.
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Look how they massacred my bed 23 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ah yes
Waking up on a Japanese flag
Fun
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This is why the revolution really happened 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Just another Tuesday then haha
Borzois 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That's probably the most weirdly accurate thing I've ever read
This is why the revolution really happened 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I'm guessing this is about football but I'm completely out of the loop... what happened?
As nice as heaven 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
God: you know the rules, and so do I
*sends you to hell*
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Just thrown away the whole freezer at that point 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Just put it into popsicle molds and enjoy a delicious popsicle a few hours later. If the drink is carbonated you gotta make it flat first otherwise it's gonna explode.
Hollywood Guns 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Gus Johnson is a gem