Canada vs US

My guess is paaaisleyyy is from somewhere in Canada, and I'm from Vermont in the usa

In that case; We have maple syrup too. (UK)

This is because maple syrup is fantastic and everybody should have it.

I actually prefer pizza.

I can't pretend like that didn't hurt a little... Fine. Have pizza, I don't care anyway...

Yeah but you can eat pizza with your hands.

Your username is so majestic

Mine or "passedpasta"?

Both are good, but yours is just fabulous

Aww thanks I love yours too! :-)

You can eat spaghetti with your hands, it just isn't a common occurrence

Who needs cutlery, I enjoy being an uncultured swine.

As do I, utensils are for the weak and napkins go against my unique religion

What religion would that be, pasta?

Pastafarianism, of course

That sounds like a fun religion.

Oh it is, we have a website if you're interested. http://www.venganza.org/

Hey, I believe you called for me?

Something like that. (I was actually just quoting hetalia but hello anyways!)

Hello fellow citizen!

Fellow citizen?

Are you not a citizen?

I am a citizen, however not necessarily of the same countey

Terribly sorry, citizen of an unnamed and not necessarily same countey (or perhaps country)

Country is correct :D I screwed up. And not a problem, citizen of what is likely my neighbour country as there are a lot of Americans online and I am Canadian

As I figured and you are correct, my dear Canadian friend, I am American

Cool! I want to visit the states at some point. Not for any real reason I just want the culture shock.

You really aren't missing anything here, just fair warning. :D

Haha maybe so but it'd still be interesting.
You guys played well in hockey BTW!

Thanks :D I haven't been keeping up with the olympics enough but congratulations on whatever it is you guys accomplished!!

We beat the Americans in semifinals hockey and go for gold tomorrow

Very nice job! Good luck to the Canadians

That's what they want you to think. :D

Google is a person, I met him a couple days ago, total know it all

Have you met Facebook? She has so many friends.
What about Wikipedia? Complete boffin.

You think Wikipedia is bad? Try Fanfiction. That Girl can't decide who she likes more! And don't even get me started on Bing, he keeps trying to steal fame he never had in the first place...

A kinder egg is a hollow chocolate egg with milk chocolate on the outside and white chocolate on the inside. Inside the hollowness is a plastic container containing a small toy that you build.

Thank you :-)

No problem. They're glorious.

*grabs popcorn*

*grabs handful of thapwnzors popcorn*

*grabs the popcorn mickymouse stole*

B-But I like tea...

You stole my popcorn:'(

Excuse you, you stole my popcorn.

sorry mickeymouse :(

That was a great way to diffuse an argument.

Yea sorry thapwnzor, I should have asked first *offers pineapple lumps*