"get on the floor and walk the dinosaur" better than i actually expected.. well played. I cried.. hard at this. But now I have nothing but respect for this chap. :')
FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE ASS WITH A SPLINTERY PEICE OF WOOD WITH NO LUBE OR ANYTHING FUCK YOU HOW DARE YOU PUT ME THROUGH SOMETHING LIKE THIS I WAS ALMOST CRYING AND IT WAS A FUCKING RICK ROLL YOU MASSIVE PEICE OF SHIT FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK YYYYOOOUOUUUU
Because I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you...
GODDAMNIT.
Those are the few minutes of my life that I'm never going to get back
However, that was so f*cking smart, I can't even.
Also good story, really fucking spoke to me, almost cried at the end