Did you know?

This is simply not true. I have my masters in biology, and your fingers prune up because of "osmosis."

Is that even possible?

*aliens guy* Yes it is

And plus how are we supposed to grip things if our skin easily comes off because of how soft it is!!

Logically, it makes sense with our very slight evolution towards the sea. The only evidence of that is the webbing between our fingers and toes. But on the other hand, the finger pruning is not for the purpose as described above. (There's also a theory about sea cows but I won't go into that)

Knowledge is power.

I heard they're hiring at McDonalds

*know

Power corrupts. Be evil