Don't look at the clock :}

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD EVER BE AFRAID OF LOOKING AT A CLOCK

And people think I'm crazy when I tell them about the gun under my pillow.

Yeah, sleep isn't important.

Best way to shit bricks

Where are you getting these? For some reason I love being scared shitless!

NOPE NOPE NOPE

So in my last minute of possible survival I googled an image and posted my story online.

NOPE NOPE NOPEEEE!

WHY IS THIS ON THE FUN SECTION WHY DONT WE HAVE A CREEPYSUBSTANCE?!!?!

And it's 1127 atm. .... Help'''

Way to shit my pants in two sentences.

good i have my favorite knife under my pillow( i seriosly do)...

Thank you. So much. Wow.

Well I won't be sleeping till next year

i don't have an alarm clock or a closet

Enough time to grab that clock and wham that bitch in the face

I looked at the clock and guess what time it was.

HAH! Joke's on you, I don't have an alarm clock! or a clock. Or any sense of time whatsoever. My life is a mess.