What do you like to do when you are alone?

C'mon f.s.ers lets tell the strangest things we do when we're alone.

For the first one, i can do that easily

I somersault down my hallway
That's not that weird, but yeah.

When I'm alone in my car and the streets are empty I pretend I'm the angel Michael from Legion

schizophrenic ramblings

Elevators have security cameras...

When I'm alone, I like to pretend I'm a celebrity and I ask myself questions in my head and answer them

I like to practice my piano skills

I finger paint/ watch t.v./ sing all of my fav songs really loud and badly (I can't sing) sometimes I even sing the instrumental parts and go straight through and belt out the screamo parts when I'm home alone. One time my sis came home early while on a date to pick up a jacket and walked in on me prancing around, flipping my hair and singing "IM A MOTHER F*CKING WRECKING BBBAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (That's five finger death punch not myley Cyrus) In my underwear while eating apple sauce and watching Charlie and the chocolate factory in our living room.
-Oh and I had also been painting earlier and my hands were stained red. (I don't know why bit red paint is so hard to wash off)
So you can picture me wiping my hair around holding apple sauce in my bloody hands and wearing my rainbow polka doted underwear and screaming "IM A MOTHER F*CKING WRECKING BBBAAAAALLLLLL!!!!" At the top of my lungs while Charlie in the chocolate factory is playing with the volume all the way up.

I debate with myself and make plans that will probably never be fulfilled.

I eat paper.

Only Matilda can move objects with her mind

I gallop everywhere like Miranda Hart... :P

This is from that app called Whisper.
You tell your secrets and stay anonymous.
It's pretty funny how far these go

I duel imaginary Sith lords

I sit on my bed and stare at my wall waiting for a portal to open.
I think the door is broke though :/

I talk to fictional characters and tell them how to improve whatever it is that they are doing

I come here.

You know what I do when I'm alone ;) ;*

When I'm alone I pretend that I'm the only person who survived the divergent war

Staplers