Chances

USB cables prove there is a 3rd realm. Try and plug it in: doesn't work. Twist. Try and plug it in: doesn't work. Twist. Try and plug it in: works.

Now hold on my neighbor finds four leaf clovers every time she steps outside.

I can put a USB in correctly on my first try

I can attest to the death by vending machine. One time I tried to get a Pepsi, turned around and got stabbed by the vending machine

I was injured by fireworks when I was 5. My neighbors were drunk, and took the steeringpin (if thats what it's called) off. It flew AROUND the corner of our garage and blew up on me. My coat sat on fire, and I got my picture on the front page of the local newspaper. Good times

I'm wondering about the president one. There's over three hundred million people in the U.S. and, what, four current and former living presidents. So that's like one in seventy-five million for living people, right? I mean, I don't have a complete understanding of statistics and this didn't say U.S. President anyway. Could be president of anything, I guess. I just thought one in ten million sounded low.

Almost got injured by a firework in Mexico. Thing was coming straight at me, but then just passed by my leg. The scary part was that I was walking by a truck that carries gas tanks. After that I'm 10x more scared of fireworks in Mexico.

#vibekilled

*Whispers* i found a four leaved clover once and it was fucking awesome

Have i broke the 4th wall or what i never have to twist my
USB stick cable or anything like that i put it in the first try

So I just want to say that I doubt that 1 in 350,000 in dying from an airplane accident is true. Maybe 1 in 350,000 that an airplane will have an accident.. But not 1 in 350,000 of having an airplane accident will you die.

virginya
road

My dad almost blew me up with a firework, I ran.