Apocalypse

I should get a medal for this

I'm not sure about that. I read this post and now there's a branch in my eye. Definitely not crying.

Great, all that's missing now is a sword in your other eye

Wow, I feel very welcomed on this website...
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I'm joking. I'm joking. Don't kill me.

Well...we have you a star didn't we?

I wonder if these stars grant us wishes

No they don't. I still don't have friends.

Hi my name is friend one and they are friend two, nice too meet you

And for that low self-esteem I think that you isolated us from yourself believing that we are not your friends

I now have friends... Oh god, what do I do? I have never got this far...

Hmmmm, are you a dream? Cause I feel that I've woken up to reality.

Get pizza and eat the whole thing by yourself. It's the first step of friendship

*gets pizza*
*eats pizza*
This friendship is great!

The first step is the friends understanding why you don't share, and on this website, we get you

Friendship is so easy! Wait, you're gonna backstab me aren't you...

*Has a greatsword on arm* What? Noooo, why do you think we're gonna backstab you when we can just put a sword in your heart right in front of your eyes.

Hey, I got a star too! I want friends too!!

Here, have this potato. *runs majestically to middle earth*

YES I can now trade this for muffins! HOOD WHERE YOU AT

I changed my mind, give me my potato *grabs potato*. Here, you can have this worthless ring, I was just about to throw it to Mordor anyway

*catches ring*
hmm, this ring seems interesting, but I only go for potatoes and pudding. Sometimes Muffins but thats all the currency I accept. When you log in to this site you must have accepted the Terms and Conditions of the currency..
*teleports potato back*
and THIS is mine.

*rage mode on* CURSE IT! CURSE IT! STUPID HOBBIT'S GOT MY PRECIOUS TATO! MUST GETS HOBBBIT, FIND HOBBIT THEN EATS IT WHOLE! *enter dramatic music*

GIVE ME BACK MY POTATO!!!

ITS MINE.
*Salsa dances to another dimension*

OK THAT'S IT! DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!

YOU DONT HAVE A RIGHT
* SNAPS FINGERS IN Z FORMATION*

I HAVE THE ONLY RIGHT IN THIS SITE

Just as much as I do!

I AM THE KING UNDER THE MOUNTAINS. YOU ARE NOT EVEN AN PRINCE UNDER THE HILLS

NO BECAUSE I AM THE QUEEN OF PUDDING, reigning with a fist of IRON WHISKERS , dominating the world so it will be engulfed in sweet and sticky REVENGE

WHO NEEDS PUDDING WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BACON! AND LOTS OF IT! PLUS SOME FRIES WITH THAT

BACON IS NO MATCH FOH PUDDS

WHAT THE FUCK, I LEFT FOR A LITTLE BIT TO SLEEP AND THIS CONVERSATION TOOK A NOSE DIVE

This conversation took a dramatic turn when I left...
*grabs popcorn*
*watches from a distance*

Can we poke the conversation with a stick?

*wappering with arms* no no no dont poke no DONT YOU DARE TOUCH MY PUDDING GIRL

*STEALTH MODE OVER 9000, grabs potato and little pudding girl, LOL I'm a ninja* HAHA! I JUST KIDNAPPED YOUR PUDDING GIRL, NOW YOU'LL NEVER SEE HER WITH MY POTATO AGAIN!

Seriously wtf.

*1000 (Gold) Bounty Added, proceeds to kill only witnesses shurikkaru*

Yeah not gonna die, with my keyblade by my side and the power if my friends, nothing will bring me down!

*Hit him in the head with a potato* WASTED.

Sorry auto deflect, potato was useless and now I have your potato

FUS RO DAH! *whoosh goes shurikkaru's body as she falls down a 500 foot trench*

*nobody realises that "pudding girl" has sneaked away, grabbed the potato and left for trading with muffins*
Whoah! This is another Tsjernobyll potato!

RELEASE THE HOUNDS! NO ONE STEALS MY POTATO AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

I knew you were going for plan B, so I fed the hounds chocolate pudding :D

HAHA! I KNEW YOU WOULD KILL THEM WITH CHOCOLATE, THAT'S WHY I CAST AN SPELL ON THEM THAT TURNS THEM INTO SPIRIT WOLVES WHEN THEY DIE. NOW NOTHING CAN STAND IN THEIR WAY!

Can you guys get a room already HAHA

Filthy neutral unit, YOU WILL NOT STAND IN MY WAY!

Dear Lisa, I am in war with this member and there are various battlefields in different posts. One room would not suffice.

Making allies is a good step towards victory, mayhap kindness would be the most adequate decision, xboxgorgo18.

Holy shit, this is the most extreme case of geek flirting I've seen. It always starts with a war....

DAY 609: MY TRAVELS ON FINDING MY POTATO GROWS BITTER OVER TIME, AND WITH ALL THIS CHAOS AND CARNAGE I THOUGHT TO MY SELF......WHY DIDN'T I JUST BUY ANOTHER POTATO INSTEAD OF GOING TO WAR TO SAVE ONE.

*head pokes out of ground* because you make poor decisions in life

*used energy beam at shurikkaru* Leave me alone

I'm a head in a ground and you can't just keep making up powers. And I will pop up everywhere you go so get used to me

*Cast soul trap on shurikkaru* There, now you're stuck in this little orb of mine.

'I can scream at you telepathically'

*Just as I was talking to shurikkaru telepathically I saw a familiar image in the horizon* Could it be? IT IS! It's pudding girl! Onward my faithful companions, we must capture pudding girl before she escapes again!

That's a bad idea, just buy another potato

Where's the fun in that?

*day 504* I put various clones throughout the universe with the power of the nuclear Tsjernobyll potato. Nobody will look for a perry place like the earth.. I have hidden it underground. Hopefully will xboxgorgo18 not find it.

*Day 609* FUCK IT GREW OUT AS A FUCKING TREE, ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION. TRANSFER TREE TO KEPLER 33B.

*Meanwhile on the surface* I GOT YOU NOW PUDDINGGIRL, THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR YOU NOW! *pudding girl disappears* WHAT TRICKERY IS THIS? (Ground shaking like hell) What's happening? Why am I shaking? Wait what's happening there? *Ground splitting apart making a giant hole* What's that thing coming out? *Gigantic Spaceship emerging from hole* There's only one man who is responsible for this and it's you-know-who.

Voldemort?

You never told me that you're Voldemort. In fact, you never told me that you like pudding Voldemort. WTH???

Huh, no I am the Queen of Pudding! YOU SAID you-know-who so I assumed voldemort.

*sigh* why would the teleporting queen of pudding need a spaceship?

Oh, I don't know maybe you can just lift an extremely dangerous tree with your bare hands and jump your way to KEPLER 33B

Lets discuss this over some nice dinner, shall we?

Pudding as dessert tho

Do you have Wonka Bars?

Sure! You like Thai food?

*begins slow clap* some people have mad game

Dude! You're not even in this strory

They can do whatever they want at this point

Yeah well, the story is already over

No it isnt because the tree still grows and the damnated potato was the main dish of our Thai dinner. Yes thats why we feel so powerful , xboxgorgo18.

How many Wonka bars did I eat last night?

-7

Oh how I love doing illogical stuffs

The story was over so I was applauding it. Man you cannot take a compliment. Shhhhhhhh. You are beautiful.

And besides, don't you know my motto? I'm late for the show but ready to go. I'm always fashionably late to the comment sections.

Wait a minute, that's something my big sis used to tell me. Sis is that you?

I'm sorry to inform you that I am not your elder sister. Also I am a male in both sex and gender.

Hmmmmmm, things are now getting suspicious

I apologize if the information you have received is unsettling, but there has been nothing suspicious said. *sweats nervously*

How do I know if you're lying or not?

You never told me you have a sister. Anything else to confess, descendant of the Potato-keeper?

I already lost 2 dogs in my lifetime and burned my eyes with my own hands when I was 4

All of those are true

So you are a fire bender huh

I am a waterbender :D lemme heal those eyes

I wanna fire bend me up some lightning. That was by far the coolest.