Who is the most prettiest girl today?

Oh, well thank you.

I ALWAYS KNEW I WAS A GIRL

And with that, all the men on this site became women

No no, Guys, it means the finger is. And she is a beautiful finger.

I may be a guy, but THIS MEANT SO MUCH TO ME YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

But... I'm male... [sexual confusion intensifies]

I'm a girl? Then why do I have a fire hose in my crotch

*looks behind*.... *found my sister*

fuck you too

Guess my penis is gone then

Yes, that hand is a very pretty hand.

Flattery will get you everywhere.

But tomorrow's a different matter

but...

Awww thank you, but im also awesome B)

Yay, I'm the prettiest girl. :D

why thank you! so do i get my vagina in the mail or....

I'm a guy... but I feel like a beautiful young woman now (especially with my ponytail longer than most girls')

t('-'t) Stop being kind this is the internet

I'm pretty sure I'm not a girl

D'awwww stop it you
*wispers* don't stop ;)

Excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, but I'm manly as hell! \m/

"i am a man"- spongebob

As a guy I still find this super comforting

Wanted to make a joke about how I'm a guy until I remembered I do in fact have a vagina...

I'm A MAN

As a 27 year old man, I needed this. Thank you.