Yes please do..

*puts finger on lips* shhhhiambuteveryonegetsfeelingssssSthatwecantdoanhthingaboutshhhhh

Understandable. But don't get caught up in just that stuff. Enjoy everything innocent while you can. You'll have plenty of time for the other stuff later on.

Don't worry I'm living my life to its fullest RN...well trying to

... Not sure if that kinda thing at 14 is 'living life to the fullest' but ok

XD nonono not that DONT worry...I dance a lot and I really really try hard with my school and stuff...Im always going across the state to see my dad and my friends over there and stuff...I'm not like..doing stuff..yet..I'm having fun...fishing, skateboarding, dancing you know "living"

Omg thanks god bc I was like schmer.... U don't need no boner u need help. Btw ur really pretty

Thanks XD

idk about every female. But I love it, and all my other female friends do (?)

Yes. yes, please

Oh. My. God. Hilarious!

Eighty-one upvotes!

99 !

100!! That was fucking halarious! Made my day!

We are good people

Yes we are.

we are spreading useful info to the worllllddddd

We are amazing!

Wouldn't be the first time that happened.

That only happened...*starts counting on fingers*...I ran out of fingers...

Exactly. So, I mean that threat is not effective.

*rips off clothes**runs*

Ah shit not again *starts running*

ARRIBA!

Wait, wat??

This is great why all the downvotes??

No..no I didn't mean you...I was just making a statement...

Oh...oh... :'( These are manly tears.

Captain Jack sheds only the manliest of tears

*manly tears*

Oh oh, no I didnt mean to make out cry manly tears...it's just...uh...crap

*runs away...manly*

Its okay. Only real men cry.

*flips his shit...manly*

someone needs a hug.

Goddamn it. I'm sorry captain!! *raises arms for hug*

"The horny girls of funsubstance"

We should form a band and sing about awkward boner cuddling.

*talking to people*
Me:Yeah I'm in a band
Them: really?! What do you guys sing about?
Me:
Them:
M:
Them:
Me: awkward spooning boners....

ive never cuddled either but im gay and every gay guy loves it so it shouldnt be hard to find a cuddle buddy

New album "Cuddling wood"

First single: Poked by Love

:,D we can do this *picks up guitar*

*Grabs mic*

may I join? I can bring my violin.

Sure *tosses band shirt* wear that

Wait, what's out album cover art?

Omg can I join too? I'm that that talented and I'm pretty sure Usuallythoughful can play the violin better. But I can be like your manager and promoter.
Me: hey guys listen to this awesome new band
Them: eh..no thank you
Me: I said listen!
Me: *throws cd at them*
Them: of what the fuck that hurt!
Me: that's good music hitting you. Now listen to them aND LOVE THEM
Yeah I think I would be a good promoter.
And we need someone to do all the cover art stuff and t shirt designs and what not.

You're hired. *furiously beat boxes*

*plays the violin as quickly as her fingers can move*

I'll make the cover art and t shirt designs

*happy dances while thinking of awkward spooning boners*

Alright practice is going great! Now we need to find a place for our first gig...Fluffydino we also need designs for posters to put EvERYWHERE, plz.

You can hang some up in my International House Of Awkward Boner Spooning,or IHOABS for short.

Awesome thanks!! Hey guys our band needs a name...
Spooning for Boners
Awkward Boner
I can't thing of anymore.

We're "The Horny Girls of FUNsubstance."

omg.
That's so fucking perfect
I fucking love this.
yes.

._.
*whispering to self*
wtf is going on here

I want in.

@morrelli: we're creating a band.
@vickytvria: awesome, you're in, what do you want to do?

Can I be included even though I'm a guy?

Do you like awkward spooning boners?

Even if you say yes we're still keeping the name.

It isn't awkward for me.And I'll dress up like a chick if it helps.

welcome to the band I guess

Awesome, our band is expanding. No we need to get noticed...

I finished the album cover and T shirtdesign but I don't have my computer yet

Great. Wait why do you need your computer?

I made it on there and can't do anything with it until I get it back

Oh ok.

I just wanna cuddle tbh LOL we'll see where it goes from there. C;

That's what we'll do after shows. Have celebratory cuddles.

Don't forget the awkward boners!

I think Jack is in charge of that

Will there be pizza? Can't have netflix without pizza.

Well of course!

WHEN DO I START.

HOW ABOUT RIGHT NOW!

AYYYEYEYEYEYEEE

AAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Well this was nice,

Yeah, quite fun.