So we bought a whole cow today, apparently. Here is what 800lb of packaged beef looks like

I will wait patiently until they arrive.

Legends say that if you say the word "kale" three times, you will summon one.
....
Kale.
Kale.
Kale.
....
And now we wait.

"Apparently", not accidentally

Lol can you imagine if you accidentally bought a whole cow though?

'Uh honey, what do I do with this cow'
'BE NICE THAT IS MY MOTHER'
'No! This cow *points at actual cow*'

FOUND THEM!

We found the vegan/vegetarian!

I TOLD you it works!