This is how I feel right now. I am watching my neice and nephew. The girl is the devil. The boy is an angel. I'm so close to slipping the girl some cold medicine. (Not rlly but wish I could lol)
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They told me having kids would be fun. I haven't slept in three days!
*Chugs energy drink*
"I'm terribly sorry, ma'am. There was a mix-up at the hospital. You see, your child died during childbirth and this adorable little ragamuffin is actually the result from an unholy copulation between Satan and a dog."
With people calling me crazy"
*Chugs energy drink*