Teacher: Alright you two, you will seat here because I think you look cute together and I ship both of you.
Student1: Wait a minute, we're both guys!
Teacher: Which is why I like it even more!
Student2: Damn it woman, WE'RE NOT GAY!
Student1: Alright fine. (I'll make you pay for this one day)
*a few weeks later*
Student1: Hey, you still have a copy of our homework about the Principal hooking up with the librarian?
Student2: Yeah, why? Are you planning something?
Student1: Wha? NO! I just need it for reasons.
*meanwhile at the Principal's Office* *bell rings*
Principal: That's lunch!
Student1: *places the fanfiction on the Principal's desk with the name of the teacher who made them do a love story about the librarian*
Student1: You know, still working on the kinks and I think a little bromance is developing between us.
Student2: A bunch of girls attacked me because they think I'm the pervert who takes pictures of their panties while he(Student1), ran away from the scene....
*before he was finished the Principal marched through the room looking a bit enraged* Principal: Ms. April, may I have a word with you in my office?
Teacher: Why, of course sir.
Principal: Tell me, Ms. April, is this what you teach your students? *shows the fanfiction story* Teaching them to make such vulgar scenes in their head while you sit there and read this as some sort of entertainment?
Teacher: (panicking) Why...no sir....I just...I...uh-
Principal: Ms. April, I will not take these thing lightly, I'm afraid I have to suspend you for 6 months.
Principal: That would be all Ms. April, you're lucky you still have a job.
Teacher: Yes sir.
*As Ms. April approaches the room, she hides any signs of sorrow in her face, facing her students with a smile as if everything is okay*
Teacher: Class, I have an announcement, I'm afraid I won't be joining you for 6 months because there was a complication in the system. So I'm leaving you with Ms. Gretchel while I'm gone. Also, I have to recall all of you're homework about fanfictions.
Student1: (whispers) Hah, my plan worked, I can see the major disappointment in her eyes. I don't even feel sorry for her.
Student2: *overheard what Student1 said* Hey, what was that all about?
Student1: What are you talking about?
Student2: Don't play dumb, did you have something to do with Ms. April?
Student1: No! Stop being paranoid.
Student3: This is terrible! Why is Ms. April Leaving?
Student4: Oh man, just when I was getting used with all this.
Student5: Wait, she's leaving us with Ms. Gretchel? She's like the scariest creature in this school! I'm not even sure if she is human!
Ms. Gretchel: Ok kids! Time to learn something USEFUL. You can all look up page 147, its a story from the perspective of a cat. (Student3) why dont you start reading it out loud so we all know whats it about?
Student3: Today my master gave me a delicious meal. I have always loved my master because he always takes care of me. So I thought maybe I can give a token of my gratitude, I will catch the biggest, fattest mouse and I will give to him when he is unconscious.
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Student4: This story is lame! I miss our teacher!
Student5: Me too!
Ms. Gretchel: *acidic voice* Fanfictions are no option! Now all of you, read the chapter, and no talking. Otherwise Im going to report to Principal Gavin!
*after class*
Student3: Man, this day keeps getting worse.
Student2: Tell me about it, we have 2 times the homework we usually have AND we have to deal with a really strict teacher. Today's been a major buttcrack.
Student4: I kinda miss writing fanfictions you know? I'm really good at making them since I make some online.
Student2: Dude, come one. She was nice and treated us fair. Yeah, she's a bit crazy with her "obsessions" and yes her seating arrangement was somehow odd, but we respect her ways.
Student3: Yeah, ever since we were writing those fanfictions our knowledge on english and literature increased, like right now, our class now knows the difference between "then" and "than".
Student2: What, what are you talking about? Ms. April never mentioned what she and the Principal talked about...wait a damn minute, how did the Principal knew about the fanfiction? We sure as hell didn't tell him anything about that.
Student1: Well...I..uh..I just heard about it from someone.
Student2: No you didn't. There were no rumors about that school. Start talking, what did you do John(Student1)?
Student1: *backs away* Nothing! I didn't do anything!
Student3: Don't play coy. Did you give those papers to Principal Gavin?
*cue dramatic music*
Student2&3: *grabs Student1*
Student2: You got a lot of explaining to do John(Student1).
Student1: I told you, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
Student2: Oh, so we're to assume that the Principal used his ninja skills to sneak into Ms. April's files?
Student1: It could happen. Look, just let me go already.
Student2: Wait, what? YOU, ship me and HIM(Student1). Come on Carol(Student4), that's not cool.
Student4: I know but...I JUST CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU TWO TOGETHER!.
Student1: Ugghh, I think I'm gonna barf.
Student2: Shut up, we're not finished with you.
Student4: Oh sorry, (Student2). I was just so happy seeing them so close to each other.
Student1: Can someone just tell her to shut her mouth already?! And let me go! I didnt do anything wrong!
Student2: No, we're going to the Principal's office, you will admit youractions, and we will try to convince him to renounce Ms. Aprils's suspension.
Student1: Oh yeah? Then what? Are you going to take a fall for that woman? Are you going to admit that it was you who made those stories?
(Random dude comes from bathroom)
Randomdude: hey, what's happening?
Studentpoopcomesfrommybut: some dickheads pinned (student1) down just cause he turned in that batshit crazy bitch of teacher in. Like really, who likes being 'shipped' by your own fuckin' teacher?
(seven weeks later)
(Epic narrorator voice): A simple suspension of a teacher separated a school. Those for her, and those against. Obviously, the dispute was fierce. Fights, pranks, even a few property damage charges were placed. The hallways contained the sounds of cursing between the two sides. It got bad enough to where classes were separated because of the fighting. It wasn't this bad until about three weeks ago. There was a kid out in the halls. Everyone was silent that day. The kid started chanting a small little chant. "NO MORE APRIL". More started to join. "NO MORE APRIL". A few supporters started yelling and cursing. More and more were chanting. The line between the two was becoming more apparent, until a large space between the two group stretched across the hall. Then the insults started flying. "YOUR ALL TUMBLR CUNTS." "SOULESS JERKS". Teachers started to come out to stop, but a few actually joined sides. Then. The shove that shook the school. It was a full out fight.
Student1: Wait a minute, we're both guys!
Teacher: Which is why I like it even more!
Student2: Damn it woman, WE'RE NOT GAY!
*a few weeks later*
Student1: Hey, you still have a copy of our homework about the Principal hooking up with the librarian?
Student2: Yeah, why? Are you planning something?
Student1: Wha? NO! I just need it for reasons.
*meanwhile at the Principal's Office* *bell rings*
Principal: That's lunch!
Student1: *places the fanfiction on the Principal's desk with the name of the teacher who made them do a love story about the librarian*
Btw how are you and (Student 2)? Okay with the seatings?
Student2: A bunch of girls attacked me because they think I'm the pervert who takes pictures of their panties while he(Student1), ran away from the scene....
*before he was finished the Principal marched through the room looking a bit enraged* Principal: Ms. April, may I have a word with you in my office?
Teacher: Why, of course sir.
Teacher: (panicking) Why...no sir....I just...I...uh-
Principal: Ms. April, I will not take these thing lightly, I'm afraid I have to suspend you for 6 months.
Teacher: Yes sir.
*As Ms. April approaches the room, she hides any signs of sorrow in her face, facing her students with a smile as if everything is okay*
Teacher: Class, I have an announcement, I'm afraid I won't be joining you for 6 months because there was a complication in the system. So I'm leaving you with Ms. Gretchel while I'm gone. Also, I have to recall all of you're homework about fanfictions.
Student1: (whispers) Hah, my plan worked, I can see the major disappointment in her eyes. I don't even feel sorry for her.
Student2: *overheard what Student1 said* Hey, what was that all about?
Student1: What are you talking about?
Student2: Don't play dumb, did you have something to do with Ms. April?
Student1: No! Stop being paranoid.
Student4: Oh man, just when I was getting used with all this.
Student5: Wait, she's leaving us with Ms. Gretchel? She's like the scariest creature in this school! I'm not even sure if she is human!
Student5: Me too!
Student3: Man, this day keeps getting worse.
Student2: Tell me about it, we have 2 times the homework we usually have AND we have to deal with a really strict teacher. Today's been a major buttcrack.
Student4: I kinda miss writing fanfictions you know? I'm really good at making them since I make some online.
Student3: Yeah, ever since we were writing those fanfictions our knowledge on english and literature increased, like right now, our class now knows the difference between "then" and "than".
Student1: Well...I..uh..I just heard about it from someone.
Student2: No you didn't. There were no rumors about that school. Start talking, what did you do John(Student1)?
Student1: *backs away* Nothing! I didn't do anything!
Student3: Don't play coy. Did you give those papers to Principal Gavin?
*cue dramatic music*
Student2: You got a lot of explaining to do John(Student1).
Student1: I told you, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
Student2: Oh, so we're to assume that the Principal used his ninja skills to sneak into Ms. April's files?
Student1: It could happen. Look, just let me go already.
Student4: I know but...I JUST CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU TWO TOGETHER!.
Student1: Ugghh, I think I'm gonna barf.
Student2: Shut up, we're not finished with you.
Student4: But just look, you would fit perfect together! *Proudly shows fanfic* And its no... intim stuff. Just love.
Student1: Can someone just tell her to shut her mouth already?! And let me go! I didnt do anything wrong!
Student1: Oh yeah? Then what? Are you going to take a fall for that woman? Are you going to admit that it was you who made those stories?
Randomdude: hey, what's happening?
Studentpoopcomesfrommybut: some dickheads pinned (student1) down just cause he turned in that batshit crazy bitch of teacher in. Like really, who likes being 'shipped' by your own fuckin' teacher?
Studentpoopcomeafrommybut: yeah bro sorry
(Epic narrorator voice): A simple suspension of a teacher separated a school. Those for her, and those against. Obviously, the dispute was fierce. Fights, pranks, even a few property damage charges were placed. The hallways contained the sounds of cursing between the two sides. It got bad enough to where classes were separated because of the fighting. It wasn't this bad until about three weeks ago. There was a kid out in the halls. Everyone was silent that day. The kid started chanting a small little chant. "NO MORE APRIL". More started to join. "NO MORE APRIL". A few supporters started yelling and cursing. More and more were chanting. The line between the two was becoming more apparent, until a large space between the two group stretched across the hall. Then the insults started flying. "YOUR ALL TUMBLR CUNTS." "SOULESS JERKS". Teachers started to come out to stop, but a few actually joined sides. Then. The shove that shook the school. It was a full out fight.
Too bad I'm graduating in 2 years