Human-shaped cloud emerging from ash of chilean volcano

you mean kronos?

Both are technically correct. Cronos, or Kronus, is the titan of time and the father of the Greek gods. Or you could've meant Chronos, who is the primordial of time.

the bullets will have to come down eventually, and collateral damage is something militaries should try and avoid

It was a joke pull the stick outta your ass

You see those words above you?
That's logic.
L-O-G-I-C.

*slowly and awkwardly backs away*

*20 seconds before*
I wonder what happens if I bite my thumb.....

running from levi :)

NOOOO He's Gonna Kick Down All Our Building *Gasp* The Great Wall Of China

*grabs laptop and runs for shelter* bc my laptop is more important than the rest of my fam

Yesss

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