Oh my god. I was on my phone on my bed last night, and a spider ran past my face. I didn't even get back onto my bed for two hours after my cousin killed it
Woke up to a spidey crawling up my arm, jumped out of bed and now I don't know where spider bro has run off to
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· 8 years ago
I ad a cup of ramen noodles fresh out of the microwave. As i sat down, a daddy longleg ran across my neck so my awesome reflexes i have, jerked my arm to get it the fck off. Big ass mess of ramen noodles, and no revenge. i was upset that day.
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· 8 years ago
I was using my phone at night in the dark and I felt something on my neck. I thought it was maybe a hair and picked up but it turned out to be a huge fcking spider. Needless to say, I stayed up the rest of the night with the light on.
I saw a spider some months ago and thought about all the spider love posts here. I decided to let him live and help catch flies.
Just a few weeks ago I noticed another spider, that's fine, too, I thought. No problem. Then I saw another, and another and a-friggin-nother!
The bastard I let live populated my whole house with spiders and they were friggin every where! I went on a rampage.
Never again will I let one live in my house. The next one I see will die.
Its ok now I just have a little spot of swelling and even that is going down it wasn't a badly venomous spider just enough for a localized reaction in my elbow plus I think most of the stiffness is from sleeping on it wrong.
I once got bitten on the jaw by the less lethal version of the brown recluse. My entire face swelled to massive proportions, if I was yellower than I already am I could have passed for Spongebob.
I would let it live if it was a big (or at least a little biggish) spider because I don't mind them and I actually like big spiders.
But I always kill the small ones because they freak me the fuck out
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· 8 years ago
All the plants in my veggie garden have thick spider webs on their bases. Phil the gaurd spider had kids. I let them be because they keep destructive bugs away
I never understood why people would want to have spiders in their homes. That shit is seriously so disgusting. I get that they "keep other bugs away" but so does an exterminator.
Just a few weeks ago I noticed another spider, that's fine, too, I thought. No problem. Then I saw another, and another and a-friggin-nother!
The bastard I let live populated my whole house with spiders and they were friggin every where! I went on a rampage.
Never again will I let one live in my house. The next one I see will die.
I was just prescribed some antibiotic pills and ointment.
But I always kill the small ones because they freak me the fuck out