Superpower

I'm left handed.
It ain't a power, nor is it an advantage.

I can sing.

I can sleep for more than a day

I can....
Draw...?
Does singing count..?

I'm a lefty and I don't smear

I'm a lefty and I don't smudge anything. I sometime get pen on the side of my hand though

I'm ambidextrous

I can stand on my head for five minutes.

I'm right handed. If left handedness is a superpower then right handedness should be too, support hand equality!

I can poop without my feet touching the ground...

I can, um.. text so much in a day my phone dies ^-^

I can eat twice my weight. Does that count?

I can write with my left hand too, only question is; can you read it? Cuz I can't!

I can sleep with me eyes open. Pretty useful for school.

Well, in some cases being a lefty is a superpower. Playing sport for example.
As a water polo player, there have been many times where I have been picked for a team because I'm a lefty. Having a lefty in your team is like a secret weapon :)

Ambidextrious, bitch

Does that mean all Asians are left handed? Or maybe they all smudge their work

I use my right hand and my notes smear lol