O.o

"Not today, Satan'

I love that it was originally a tumblr post. Then uploaded to facebook. Then screenshotted from facebook & posted on funsub...

Death looks really desperate, like "fuckin' hell dude, I couldn't get into the last 3 hospitals and they kicked me out of the retirement home, I need to meet my monthly quota! Please just let me take 10, 15 tops"

I love that picture. It's such a nice deciption of how powerful medical care can be.

Fuck out my face bitch

So death isn't holding the scythe with either hand, how is it staying up? Looks like something kinky is going on.

Get that corn outta my face!

He's only stoping the scythe. At some point death will reach (maybe in 5 mins).

The muscular dude reminds me of Eddie Gluskin, the creepiest motherfucker I've ever seen in a video game DLC. *shudders*
Shit, now I'm too creeped out to apprectiate this awesome carving. It's beautiful but I'm terrified.

Kind of ironic considering he's holding a caduceus which is a conductor of the dead

Holy s*** that is f***ing badass
Seriously everyone would think doctors are cool if this was commonplace