Those damn Mayan virgins, always so unreliable. Carlos tho... Carlos is cool.

Yeah, Carlos!!!

"How do you know which one is available?"
You would need to TACO-bout it to the owner.
People from the magic school bus: "Carlos."

Thanks Carlos

What if Carlos was the genuine Mayan Virgin?

Carlos and his perfect perfect Mayan virgin hair...

I am not sure if keeping Carlos around all those Mayan virgins is such a good idea. The company might end up with fewer Mayan virgins...