Kiwi for scale

Where did you get a kiwi that big?!

Silly kiwi, you're not a watermelon. :)

Still can't tell how big the kiwi is... need a banana for scale

Is that a baby?

My mom calls them monkey balls

Holly shit that's a big k- ....nevermind

That bigger kiwi looks like the severed head of a balding asian man.
Do with this info what you like.

I don't know why but I laughed really hard

I thought it was a nut

Sorry, I'm allergic to baby heads.

Took me a while...

Banana for scale??