Brunette.

I second that motion. Our metaphysical make up is hate based.

Actually, all our freckles is the amount of souls we steal. We can use them to buy things. I'm saving up for a vespa.

I always knew my freckles served a purpose, but this is even better!

Because people used to hate the Irish and were ( and depending on the ata still are ) racist towards them, and this generation needs to make everything a joke
Also South Park and their amazing ability to make fun of everyone ever with no regret

People use to burn them as witches, also they were used as sacrifices.

And you also have an extra butt hole, conveniently located where your mouth should be.