So I helped whatever the hell this is cross the road

Alligator snapping turtle, don't let its size fool you they can get huge and even at that size can easily remove and eat a finger.

Nah that's a common snapper. Not endangered in the least. An alligator snapper (macrochelys temminckii) is endangered though. But the picture is of chelydra serpentina. I have to tell you, both species are phenomenally resilient creatures. One common snapper we caught last year out swimming in the frigging ocean, and the year before, we caught one crossing the road in January when it was ten below in a blizzard. It was a real thrill in the middle of the cold to pick up mister grumpy guts trying to claw his way through a snow bank. The suckers don't hibernate. They change bodies of water even in the winter. This turtle is my hero. Honey badger of the reptile world.

i demand an answer for this question

More like a turtle and armadillo

Not that motherfucker
Screw that

Nope it is infact an alligator snapping turtle

It's a dragon

Cat and Dog fur has salmonella too. I wash my hands after playing with my barn cat.

Probably safe to say just wash your hands after touching any animals

Including men.
Lol jk

If someone made that joke but switched it to women then it would be considered sexist and feminists would be at you

No another guest cleared it up earlier. Its a common snapping turtle not an alligator snapping turtle.

No one is saying it's not a snapping turtle it's just not an alligator snapping turtle