Candy corn is literally disgusting like it's too sweet and the texture is just ew like why and it's always unpackaged/packaged loose so if it gets handed out on Halloween there's gonna be like a hundred filthy little kid hands digging through there you think I want that on my candy?
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· 9 years ago
I absolutely love candy corn, but for some reason I have to eat it in layers. Like, I don't know if the different colours have different flavours or something, but I have to eat each colour on it's own; I can't just pop the whole thing in my mouth.
And then there's the non-american part of the population that has no idea what candy corn is.
I had to google it to know what it is, and it looks kinda tasty, but I never had it so I dunno.
To all of you saying it's gross, disgusting, ect... that's what you get when you eat stale, cheap candy of any kind.
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Candy corn should be as soft as a medium nougat and NOT have consistency of hard wax. If you can fairly easily squish a kernel through the package, it's fresh. If it's hard, it's stale.
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Nor should it taste like wax. Real candy corn is made with honey. It should taste and eat like a honey nougat.
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Lastly, even when you do find the good stuff and say it's too sweet... it's probably because you're eating too much. The recommended serving size is frankly too much. Nibble at it, savor it.
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Those of you that say you hate it, probably really don't. What you hate is hard waxy bullshit.
Stick a toothpick in two peeps as if they were holding them as swords face them towards each other on a plate put the in the microwave for a few seconds they expand on stabs the other. Boom peep jousting
I had to google it to know what it is, and it looks kinda tasty, but I never had it so I dunno.
But who knows? Maybe you'll like it
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Candy corn should be as soft as a medium nougat and NOT have consistency of hard wax. If you can fairly easily squish a kernel through the package, it's fresh. If it's hard, it's stale.
.
Nor should it taste like wax. Real candy corn is made with honey. It should taste and eat like a honey nougat.
.
Lastly, even when you do find the good stuff and say it's too sweet... it's probably because you're eating too much. The recommended serving size is frankly too much. Nibble at it, savor it.
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Those of you that say you hate it, probably really don't. What you hate is hard waxy bullshit.
Mmm i must love death then cuz i love me some candy corn!!!