I saw someone who believed Lord of the Rings ripped off Harry Potter and in that moment I nearly committed suicide because I could no longer stand this world.
*sits her down in a chair for a nice calm conversation*
her: So, like, you know that Harry Potter is just a stupid knock-off of...
me: *pulls out wand* AVADA KEDAVRA
her: *drops dead*
(Remember kids, don't insult the fandom when there are Potterheads in hearing range! We have wands and we know. how. to. use. them.)
But... Sirius Black wasn't a werewolf, he was an animangus who could turn into a dog. LUPIN was the werewolf and 1) be had no choice 2) he didn't force a kiss on a girl who ALREADY HAD A BOYFRIEND. On the contrary, Tonks had to make the first move.
The twilight werewolves weren't actually werewolves either. They were shape shifters who had strong bonds with wolves, so they could therefore change into them
George Carlin would say this is a person in the category of, "needs to be tied to a chair and smashed repeatedly in the face with a piece of heavy mining equipment."
.
In the face.
.
With a katana
sweet revenge.
*collective groans from FS*
her: So, like, you know that Harry Potter is just a stupid knock-off of...
me: *pulls out wand* AVADA KEDAVRA
her: *drops dead*
(Remember kids, don't insult the fandom when there are Potterheads in hearing range! We have wands and we know. how. to. use. them.)