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Badass Gramps

I hope one day I can say that exact sentence at the bottom.

At first I thought that meant that they had retired from being British and German, like how do you retire from a nationality?

All the old vets were like, "fuck off pirates, we already fought in a war, we just want it relax in out old age!"

Brilliant. You go, gramps!

ULTIMATE CHAIR MOD!!!!!