Not all Australian animals want to kill you

some like your soul

Yeah right, the venom is already making it's way to his heart

This was posted 2 months ago with the exact title

I need this little guy in my life. What is it?

That's a kucapumabarra. They may look cute but those little bastards will chew through your skin while you sleep and burrow into your intestines and lay their hell spawn eggs which hatch after 90 agonizingly painful days and the larva then slowly eat their way out of you, tripling in size every two days. Yeah, everything in Australia WILL kill you! Run away screaming!!!

'Some just want to bite your finger.'

*bites finger*

Sure, they're cute now, but in a second they're gonna get mean, and they're gonna get ugly somehow, and there's gonna be a million more of them.

Probably has killer parasites though.

You don't know what he's planning...