How to be a huge d*ck (NSFW cuz Star Wars: TFA spoilers)

I'm fresh out of bulldozer but have sledgehammers ranging from five to 25 pounds, I could also weld all the doors shut as well as cut the driveshaft.

I can supply weapons of varying sizes and types if you need them. Everything from a cavemans club to the fat man atomic bomb

I'm not really that rich but what I do have is gasoline, glass bottles, and some paper towels.

Mix some motor oil in with the gasoline, makes the fire last longer and burn hotter.

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Random tip of the day
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If you ever for some reason survive an airplane crash in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, set up a tap of water and a tap of oil dripping at a rate of somewhere between 1:1 and 2:1 of water:oil into a shallow plate of whatever. It's supposed to burn hot and bright.