Wait nevermind I found a better review
"He wanted him, he'd never tell, but secretly he wanted him as well. This delightfully juicy tale of Trump's gay sexcepades before his political career makes me look past his unappealing antics. If the bell hop could look past his cheeto colored skin and toupee to find something worth loving and leaving, so can I. #Trump2016"
Found this gem:
"I am moved to write poetry:
This is a novella of utmost decorum,
A spurt of gay passion so great!
All that was missing was a whiff of Santorum
(Perhaps as Trump's running mate?)"
He wrote one about Kanye West too......
"He wanted him, he'd never tell, but secretly he wanted him as well. This delightfully juicy tale of Trump's gay sexcepades before his political career makes me look past his unappealing antics. If the bell hop could look past his cheeto colored skin and toupee to find something worth loving and leaving, so can I. #Trump2016"
"I just want to be the only two-star review."
Needless to say,they only gave it two stars.
"I am moved to write poetry:
This is a novella of utmost decorum,
A spurt of gay passion so great!
All that was missing was a whiff of Santorum
(Perhaps as Trump's running mate?)"
But idk if I wanna copy/paste it..
Imma do it
Wait nevermind I don't wanna read it again