Step 1: Pour bleach into your eyes.
Step 2: Bang your head against a wall, until you either pass out, or draw blood.
Step 3: Light yourself on fire.
Step 4: Curl up, in a darkened room, and cry.
Step 5: Watch cat videos for 4-8 hours.
Step 6: Schedule a lobotomy.
nasuada was my favorite and she wasn't important in the movie and DRAGONS DON'T FUCKING HAVE FEATHERS IT SPECIFICALLY TALKS MULTIPLE TIMES ABOUT "the sun shone through saphira's wing, showing the veins" AND "arrows pierced saphira's wing membrane, causing her to growl" LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
unpopular post: I never actually read through the entire book, so I don't know what to think about it in that regard.
nevertheless, it's definitely not the best I've ever seen
Every time someone says "the book" I have to wonder if they've actually read Eragon since it a series of four. Those of us who have read the series always say books, just makes me wonder.
Step 2: Bang your head against a wall, until you either pass out, or draw blood.
Step 3: Light yourself on fire.
Step 4: Curl up, in a darkened room, and cry.
Step 5: Watch cat videos for 4-8 hours.
Step 6: Schedule a lobotomy.
1. Watch "Die Hard"
2. Enjoy your life again.
2. Don't try.
3. You will suffer forever.
Just go reread the series, it'll be okay. You can make it through this
nevertheless, it's definitely not the best I've ever seen