I hate getting cuts by them

Or the ankle

Pretty sure they still sell scooters

You mean ANKLEDESTROYER9000

How to break your ankles: try riding one of these

I just got phantom pains. I remember how bruised my shins got

I know that feeling well

Trauma, if you don't know what that is try riding one of this

One of these again? For fuck's sake you ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE HAD THOSE. Everybody still have those! No,kids don't play all day on computer. Do you even go outside? Evertime i go out i see kids playing outside,just like they've always did and will still do! Only the worst parents give their children phones and computers before the age of 9!

Too bad they stopped selling scooters

I got hit over 50 times with those

I am thirteen and know the pain.

They're RAZOR brand for a reason.