I am the villain.

This is very hopeful and uplifting.

Or the Prince Joffrey in someone's story.

I'm the idiot who wants to own a tank

I always think of nice compliments for people I see but Im too shy to say. Today I told this clerk lady I see regularly that her new lipstick color looked really pretty on her. Who knows, maybe it made her happy :)

I'm the guy from the Incredibles that was originally a big fan than because a threat

Chance is you could also be the redshirt.

Or I could be someone's nemesis @u@

Or you could be the girl who "accidentally" sat on a cucumber.

Or the evil villain who snatched away someone's true love -but there is no real happy ending for the other... Muahaha