Maybe It's Time For A Change

*imagines I'm dating my future daughter*
This feels wrong

i'm glad i have a son

*imagines a high detail version of all the parts I don't care to see*
OH GOD NO.

I don't want a daughter though. Or any child for that matter.

If I had a daughter and she dated a nice hard working guy like me I'd be ok with it.

What about ladies if you had a son and he was with a woman like you would you smile

No, I don't want a daughter and I will continue being a terrible influence

I've honestly never had a bad experience with males, never met a bad guy, but I still enjoy things like this.

I'd be happy for whoever she's dating bc I was a total loser and my daughtr would be awesome

Meh, I'm not that bad of a guy

Nah.

Oh shit my daughters dating a gay man... Poor thing...

Guys, close your eyes
are you still reading this?
fuck you, you didn't close your eyes