Whoa, calm down there…

Get all the books I wanted to read and a fuckton of snacks. Probably go into movie theaters without paying to see all the movies I wanted, too. And there are some people I'd want to stab with a butter knife.

Rob everything
I mean it I'd just take as much money from the government as I could
And also fix my grade... it's pretty sh*tty now so
...
I'm not as cool as I thought...

Bunker down and hope nobody tries to kill me
and of course raid the DoD and DARPA warehouses for fancy battlearmor and bomb suits.

No one would get the satisfaction of killing me cause I'm already dead inside

STEAL A TANK, KILL THE PRESIDENT AND JUMP ROPE WITH HIS INTESTINES, TAKE MONEY FROM BANKS, INTERRUPT TV SIGNALS HMMM WHAT ESLE

Turn in a library book late,

And not pay the fine.

Raid a mall...well mostly the book store, them riordan books are high

Not being an evil person, I think I would go to the best restaurant in Paris (it's only 3 hours away from where I live), eat for free, and burp as loudly as I can while running out of the place.

Why hasn't someone liked that again to make it 1500 likes that really bothers me

make a club penguin account without telling my mom

I'd kill some bitches, specific bitches I mind you, and then I'd rob motherfucking outdoor stores for everything, guns, ammo, kayaks, fishing poles, and money of course

Kill pedophiles.

thoroughly clean out local bookstores, take as many salty snacks from the supermarket as i could carry, lift a few ten thousands from the bank to use as my scholarship, visit all local museums and galleries without paying, take friends to that nasty expensive guiness bar and get completely pissed, first beer and the next day old whiskey, break into administration building where they keep records of real estate ownership and quite literarly steal a nice house for our family. finally, i'd walk into a musical shop and take a gibson sg in red mahogany. i'd also want a concert piano but i don't know how to pull that off yet.

Honestly, I would probably lock my doors and hide.

Kill trump

Steal the fries from McDonalds and Sonic and then run like hell.