So how many of these guys do you know?

I know a mark: not a jerk. My brothers name is adam: not a jerk.

I only know one Michael and one Ryan honestly.

I was in 5th grade and there was this kid named Nick. He threw a yard ball right in my face. But looking back on it now, I see why he did it. His dad got shot in LA, so I forgive him for it.

As a Tyler, I don't think I'm too much of a jerk.

My brother's name is Matthew and he's pretty chill. He can be a sort of douche but only in a sibling way

I know an Adam at school and I guess he can be considered a douche. Most people don't like him

I know a Michael at school and he's a sweetheart :) He's probably one of my favorite people at school tbh

Well I guess I'm the biggest douchebag now

markimoo ain't a douche D:

My Dad is called Nick

These are pretty much just the most common guy names in the U.S.

0. Tyrone.
GODDAMMIT TYRONE!!!

Zach should be on that list

As someone married to an Eric, I can happily disagree with this! :)

So, white dude names.

I love how it goes
Michael then Scott underneath
Hells yeah he's a jerk

Well my boyfriends name is Tyler and my dads name is Eric and so is his dads name (also Eric). I can't really speak for my boyfriends dad because I haven't met him yet but my boyfriend isn't a jerk but dad is eh.