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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the future of our world!

This was two years ago.

I was born in the year of the cock

People who were born in 00 were born in the YEAR OF THE MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON

I was born in the year of the TIGERRR

Some people in my year were born in 2000 but others were in 2001, my best friend was in 2002 and this other chick was in 2003. There's also one guy who was born in 1999

I was born in the year of the snake while most of my friends (SAME GRADE) are in the year of the dragon

There is such a thing as sarcasm

Ugh this is my generation 1999.