Yep

Would use sooo much gas. Technically a Prius or motorcycle would be the best for a zombie apocalypse small and gas efficient.

A Jap Kei car or even a smart car would be better than a Prius, and that bloody behemoth of US culture is an abomination to the real Utes

Over compensation. When men have a smaller smaller man they tend to purchase larger louder things to compensate for the lack of largeness in the pants

He's also in a no parking zone!

Pro "Tip": Date guys in Priuses.

Jeff dunham

A stupid vehicle. No need for all that

7 kids and a large 5th wheel camper would go nicely with that.

Douches who drive Prius and Civic love stating that if somebody builds a large pickup they are compensating. I see it as an art form.

It's not just them. ;)
Pickups aren't art. They are purpose-built.
That purpose has been warped into "get my lame ass laid", and believe me, everyone has noticed.

No