Try not to cry

It's not gay just stupid, learn definitions Garlog, it'll save yourself from looking like a moron

We have not yet moved to a point where using "gay" as a generic pejorative isn't common knowledge, so you're the one who looks like a moron for pretending you don't understand an obvious turn of phrase.

Although it is used on the Internet as an insulting term, it shouldn't be. There are other words you could use instead of the word whose literal definition is happy.

Meh, there are tons of weird idioms that don't make any sense if you interpret them literally.

That is fair.