Last year at camp, my guy friend complained every day that at night the boys in his cabin would shake the creaky bunk beds and then giggle at the creaking and make moaning noises. My friend said it was the gayest thing he's ever seen, and he himself is like a real-life Cam from Modern Family.
One time in math class, this kid darius was doing the moaning thing and this girl Emily kept telling him to stop so i turned around and told her (In a very loud voice):"he's only doing it because he knows he'll never hear it" and the entire class did the thing people do when someone here in trouble (yknow the 'oooooo' thing)and darius just has a stare down with me before nodding slowly and saying "aight. I have no come back".
It was a good day.
Once my friend kept making moaning noises and i told him to stop but of course he didnt so i asked him in front of all our friends if he kept doing that bc he would never get to hear the real thing.
Fast foward about two years. We've been dating for a year and a half, and one nigh after sex he looks at me and goes "would you look at that, i got hear the real thing."
He still holds it against me.
trust me, its better if you miss it. its annoying as fuck. My retarded friend keeps doing it, annoys the shit out of me. i even had to get physical to get him to stop.
Seriously it's so true. There were these three dudebros (nike tube socks, lax, you know the type) in my music class and they would sit in the back making obscene gestures and noises and it kind of made anyone sitting in their general area feel rather violated.
It was a good day.
Fast foward about two years. We've been dating for a year and a half, and one nigh after sex he looks at me and goes "would you look at that, i got hear the real thing."
He still holds it against me.
Btw we've been dating for 4 years now. He STILL reminds me about it.
Jesus Christ.