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creativedragonbaby
· 8 years ago
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I would maybe go to the justice league and tell one of my best jokes to Batman
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deleted
· 8 years ago
I would take over the world
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mrscollector
· 8 years ago
Batman is rich where as superman works everyday as a news reporter.
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geluregis
· 8 years ago
Superman could get as much money as he wants, with minimal effort.
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mrscollector
· 8 years ago
But than he is no longer a hero he be a criminal.
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celticrose
· 8 years ago
No, he could simply use his vision to licate undiscovered diamond, platinum, gold, whatever mines and scoop up a few millon worth. Poof, instant rich boy. If he wanted.
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this_isntme
· 8 years ago
I once saw him in a movie crush a lump of coal and make a diamond for Lois. If that's not romantic IDK what is.
geluregis
· 8 years ago
Also, he could gather samples from distant planets, which would cost a ridiculous amount.
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celticrose
· 8 years ago
Very true. He could eadiky become richer than Bruce without resorting to the questionable tactics of all big businesses.
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geluregis
· 8 years ago
Actually, his blood and tissue alone would fetch more than a pretty penny. He could make a lot of cash if he offered to be inspected by doctors and scientists.
celticrose
· 8 years ago
But he would have to submit to Kryptonite exposure for them to harvest any of those, and that could be problematic >coughluthorcough<
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this_isntme
· 8 years ago
Yeah, Uhm, he doesn't fly. He leaps. But seriously. I would leap anti-Earth revolution(like in the Christopher Reeve Superman) until I intercepted my pod and I would move it to Wayne Manor the day after Bruce's parents died. Alfred would obviously take me in and me and Bruce would grow up together.
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celticrose
· 8 years ago
Superman flies. Its been that way almost from the beginning. While the new new whatever 52 may have changed that temporarily, its still part if his basic character abilities.
this_isntme
· 8 years ago
I bow before your superior knowledge. Because Earth and the Sun exhibits less gravitational pull than that of Krypton, and also due to his solar-powered body, the Man of Steel can also alter his personal mono-directional gravity field to propel himself through the air at will. Originally, he only had the power to jump great distances, as stated by the 1940s Superman cartoons slogan "Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound." This was also shown in the movie Man of Steel. His power of flight has ranged from simply being able to jump great distances using his vast strength, to beginning in late 1941 being able to accelerate, float in midair, and change direction while traveling. Later he became able to traverse interstellar distances without stopping. Lex Luthor once theorized that Superman had to have originated from a gigantic planet with such enormous gravity (capable of literally crushing a normal Earthman to death in seconds) that his species had developed natural anti-gravity
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this_isntme
· 8 years ago
^ Wiki Superman et.al.
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deleted
· 8 years ago
Excuse the pool for a moment but Superman had the power of super jumping until they changed it because of animation purposes
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barbaragordon
· 8 years ago
Not to mention that description of his powers is only canon to the cinematic DCU.
celticrose
· 8 years ago
And proud. Your point being?
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deleted
· 8 years ago
Thanks for the compliment!
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deleted
· 8 years ago
Definitely abuse my xray vision
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ewqua
· 8 years ago
Damn, Thomas really can't take a joke.
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deleted
· 8 years ago
Thomas gets it
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britishclusterfuck
· 8 years ago
In the batman vs superman storyline(s) batman beat superman. So think again honey
skybirds15
· 8 years ago
Batman can defeat any foe, given time to prepare, and even with no preparation could probably still win through sheer cunning and gadgetry. The reason the joker is his greatest for is because he cannot be predicted, and therefore cannot be prepared for.
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guest
· 8 years ago
Would batman live if superman just threw a train at him in high speed with his stupid ass bat suit?
geluregis
· 8 years ago
He could move out of the way, but a good punch would kill Batman.
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