This list seems a tad off..

Ah, the common Simon. I often see a hoard of Simons in my local city centre. My favourite bird is the Simon, though the Midget Eagle of Death does come close.

There's always a bunch if I Don't Knows around my work.

Tag yourself I'm insane bastard

The majestic red tits.

I'm definitely unkempt snatch

red tits mcginty, thanks now I have to clean up cereal, shit had me dying

Unkempt snatch
Insane Bastard
OMG *dead*

Oh my goodness! A title that actually relates to the post! How unusual of you.

This should be all the characters in a Kid's cartoon called: "Simon & Swan".

Oh God I almost skipped past this...