Canada: My grandmother taught me the true spirit of the maple leaf and it is in her honor that I defend it from you, you stupid eagle fucker! You hoser!
America: Your grandma sounds hot
Ok, but, I'm doing this summer history course and they were talking in a video about how some laws protected the citizens for something, but the guy was like, "Well, except Justin Bieber somehow got through..." And I laughed so hard!
America: Your grandma sounds hot