Give it to a women and...

The problem with that quote is that fedora dudes will think that only because they give a girl a smile, they are entitled to their heart

This guy need a fedora?

I know plenty of guys that are this way as well. People shoulnt just point out the good points of one sex and think its fine. If someone put this up about men the feminatzis would be up in arms.

"Give any crap, and she'll bring a down a tonne of shit"
Or something like that

Men are capable of doing the same, except for the baby thing of course. It's called being a nice human being and treating your SO with respect and love.

Local lesbian couple becomes nigh omnipotent with this one weird trick

That's not true. I have given many girls smiles byt they just think I'm creepy...

Give her a kitchen and she should make me a sandwich.

"give her a wallet shell give you bankruptcy"