"2: Please"

Nope not a high enough K/D on COD

That is especially why

The majority of people in my experience that say they look like a potato and such are usually 7/10 or higher.

I'm a potato and I'd say I'm a solid 2.5/10 I can only imagine meeting a potato that's a 7/10 or higher

That'd be a loaded baked potato

Those people are fishing.