Knives are bad,m'kay?

You can never be careful with knives!

I am Poison Ivy I can handle myself!

Fiiine..just don't hurt batman. Or Harley.

I would never hurt Harvey...and well...as long as Batman behaves, I won't hurt him...much.

Good enough!

:D

I also would advise against hurting me. I have bat-grenades and weed killer. And I won't invite you to karaoke night.

Oh god im not gonna hurt you, just don't take me to karaoke night, not a fan of that.

Okay. Still up for laser tag though?

WhY

BeCaUSE

BeCaUSE WhY

Barney CUt hiMself yeSterday CaUse He wAs pLayInG wITh KnIFes

oH no Barney I ToLd yOU to bE cARefuLL

Fuck it was a throwing knife so

NO

YESSSSS

WHY

BC KNIVES

I WANNA FIGHT I HAVE KNIVES

DAMMIT YOU TWO

IM SORRY I CAN'T HELP IT I LOVE KNIVES

I'LL CUT ALL OF YOU :D

THESE ARE MY PEOPLE

YOU'RE ALL INSANE

YEP

MY KNIFE IS LONG AND PRETTY

I HAVE A FAVORITE KNOFE THAT I CANT WAIT TO GOUGE YOU OUT WITH

WAIT GUYS
LETS TEAM UP AGAINST RWBY

YAS

WOOO

DEATH TO RWBY

WHY ME?!

*CRAZED LAUGHTER* BECAUSE MAMA WE'RE ALLL GONNA DIE

IM JUST HERE TO PLAY WITH KNIVES
I WANNA GOUGE PEOPLE

Y'ALL NEED TO LEAVE ME ALONE

BUT MAMA

I AIN'T YO MAMA

母？！

I brought a knife on a stick, is that allowed?

YES IT IS JOIN THE PARTY

I HEARD MCR

YES

WOO

*actually stabs rwby* LET'S DO THIS!!!

*impales aspy and rwby with my knife stick* Got it.

*laughs in pure adrenaline rage mode* LOVELY, ONE FOR YOU AS WELL *pulls out knife stick and implales geluregis with it*

Futile! *throws many knives at aspy* A monkey can never hope to reach a man!

DAMMIT YOU ANUSES
I CAN'T EVEN FIGHT BACK BC I HIT MY COMMENT LIMIT

*dodges all the knifes* AND A MAN CAN NEVER HOPE TO CATCH A MONKEY!!! *throws even more knives*

*hits knives out of the air with a knife pole* Useless! Useless! *stabs knife pole through aspy and into a nearby wall* Wrrrryyyy!!!!! *throws even more knives at aspy*

*runs the pole though body, stabs the flying knives, and stabs geluregis in the heart* I'M NOT DONE YET!!! *stabs geluregis 36 more times in the chest*

*opens jacket to reveal knives* It's a good thing I have so many, or one of your knives might of gotten a good hit. But there's another knife you won't expect. *kicks aspy with my knife shoes*

*sparks fly out as knife from shoes stab into my flesh* HA HA HA!!! YOU FOOL!!! * voice says from behind as I drive a knife into your eye socket*

*my jacket explodes into millions of knives, as I disappear into thin air* Heh.... If you had driven that knife just a bit deeper.... *rains knives down from above * I didn't need that eye anyway.

*dodges knives and jabs knife behide me into your other eye* Did you really think I'd be fooled by such a pathetic illusion. What a fool.

*launches a nuclear bomb of knives* I SHALL WIN

FOOL!!! *autoconstructs a bunker of knives that blocks the explosion*

Who needs eyes when you have knives? My knife will be my vision! Silver Flash! *throws knife with great force in a seemingly random direction* Haaaaa! *rushes at aspy with a much longer knife*

Didn't I tell you a man can't catch a monkey *disarms geluregis and stabs him with it through his skull*

You fool... The true knife is not that which I hold.... *the earlier knife ricochets off a wall and rips into the back of aspy's neck, going straight through*

*more sparks fly out as laughter comes from everywhere, all of which speak in unison* Did you really think I'd make only one copy of myself? *knives fly out from all directions*

And did you believe my own knife could finish me off? My own blade left no scratch upon me, and my eyes are already regenerated. *throws a single knife, which ricochets off the knives, causing them to miss entirely* My knife will cut through your deception! *throws knives in all directions*

You think that'll actually work! FOOLISH!!! *teleports up and stabs geluregis in the head* AND DONT THINK I FORGOT ABOUT YOU!!! *appears behind jokur and stabs them in the back*

The World! Toki wo tomare! *stops time and walks over to aspy* How foolish, to think a knife through my skull would do much but inconvenience me. *surrounds aspy with knives* Let's see you try dodge all of these... Soshite toki wa ugokidasu. *time begins to flow again as the knives speed into aspy*

Adorable, but oh how foolish wasting the last of your energy on such a desperate move. NOW YOU CAN'T REGENERATE!!! *20 aspys drop down and one copy walks up* This knife is made of the same material as deadpool's sword. Even if you had some trick up your selve you wouldn't survive. *plunges knife into geluregis's skull*

Ok so some ASSWIPE knocked me out and I missed the Knife Party what the hell guys?!?!!!

*stabs ivy* And now you're in. :)

*stabs aspy* YAY!

*stabs everyone* AND WE'RE BACK

I don't have any tricks. This is my death..... And from steel I will be reborn! *my body turns into millions of knives that scatter in all directions as I reappear in a flash of silver unscathed in the center of the blast*

*stabs randomly* goofy this is fun! All the red water coming out!! *dances around while stabbing*

*stabs ivy* Whoa there my friend, you might have to slow down.

*stabs geluregis while giggling* like I haven't heard that before!! You can't stop meeee!!!!

Yes I can. *hugs ivy with my knife covered jacket*

*giggles louder* yay hugs!! Lets hug more people!!!

How can you, when you've got no hands? *reveals the hands I cut off of ivy as I hugged them*

Oh phooey! Why you have to do that I was having fun! *sits on the floor* now I have to way until my hands grow back. *starts to tear up*

Here. *jabs the handles of knives into ivy's stumps* Go wild.

Yaaayyyy now I can really say these knives are an extension of me *laughs maniacally*

*copies turn they're hands into knives* I agree, this is much better. *stabs ivy*

Yayyy more stabbing!!!! *stabs aspy while singing*

*innocent bystander*
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

Knives, my friend! *activates trap, showering knives onto under_fire*

*diveroll*
WHAT THE FUCK

We're back in business! *shoots knives out of knife gun at under_fire* Now your name is true!

More knives, I suppose. *throws flaming knives at under_fire*

*dives behind a wrecked car*
I THOUGHT I GOT OUT OF THIS BUSINESS

YAY PARTY'S BACK ON *starts stabbing random things*

*stabs ivy* Welcome back

The wrecked car is also knives. *blows up car releasing the knives*

Oh this is so much fun! *giggles insanely while running from the knives*

The ground is also knives *knifesplosion occurs*

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE UNDER FIRE NOT UNDER KNIVES

I coated these knives in napalm, is that okay? *pulls lever, raining down knives on everyone*

I'M ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE ON VACATION

This is the tradition here, to hit people with knives. Here. *stabs knife into under_fire's kidney* Use this knife and hit someone with it.

*cries*
that was my good kidney

I didn't like the color of that kidney anyway. Dry your tears. *hands under_fire a box of knives*

so much blood

I know right?!?! I love it *sighs happily*

It's deja vu *takes knife out of kidney and drops it*

Ooh look! More blood!! *claps happily*

You'll love these ivy *throws knives made of blood*

that's it, i'm out

You can't. *throws knives, pinning under_fire's clothing to the ground*

*gets up* great, now you tore my cool jacket and pants

*stabs the rest of it off* What are you talking about? I don't see anything.

*sigh* and now I'm naked

Here, wear this. *hands under_fire a knife*

*uses knife to cut leather from a cow that was killed by several of teh knives*
ok now i'm leaving. ooh, real leather

Nope it's made of knives!

So many knives!!! Im so happy I could die!!! *cries in joy*

*stabs ivy in the heart* wish granted

Yaaayyyyy!!! *passes out*