Real life bowser

"Hurry up and take the picture before this thing up and kills me.."

He looks like he's going to cry. I know I would

"I didn't want this. I didn't want this pile of death. Let me throw it back"

The thing probably weighs 60-80lbs and would like nothing more than to take a chunk out of his face. I think the strained look is likely a natural by product of these things.

Or about to be...