...And no "celebrities". I'm game!

Uncontacted tribes are so cool
I want to learn more about them
But I don't want to disturb them
so... dilemma

I'm guessing this idealistic description is based on this simple picture. There are number of unfiltered documentaries about groups with little to no contact with the outside world. Many of them act like a bunch of two year old children. Violent two year old children.

In every society exists crime.

...no drugs to give birth with

No computers, no big buildings, no large social structure, no advanced technologies. And you think they aren't primitive

I'm pretty sure they have crime and homelessness

True primitive tribes also have a life expectancy of about 45 years. I'll take modernity so at 50 I won't have been dead for 5 years.

Yep, and everyone pulls their weight....

And if I sneezed on one of them, they'd probably all die. Oh yeah real sophisticated.

I wonder if they know what a wheel is.