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Suddenly, stranger's feet on flight
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internet
· 8 years ago
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Next time someone does something like that with their feet or hands, just lick them. They won't bother you again
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ruinedeffect
· 8 years ago
I was going to say "accidentally" spill your drink on them but hey that works too
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majestic_yumps
· 8 years ago
Unless they like it
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mialinay
· 8 years ago
But imagine it weren't pretty girl feet, but big, hairy, stinky Hobbit feet (sorry Frodo). Would you still lick them?
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internet
· 8 years ago
Go big or go home
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matthewg
· 8 years ago
Lick them and they might recoil from surprise.
Pop a toe in your mouth, and that foot isn't going anywhere...
majestic_yumps
· 8 years ago
You could also get a fork and knife an cut it off. That way you will have it forever
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deleted
· 8 years ago
This little piggy went to the market...
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lebfturtle
· 8 years ago
I would have sneezed on them
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wolfballoonsquad
· 8 years ago
XD XD
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couchpotatonumber1
· 8 years ago
I wouldve just told her to move her feet tho
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dontaskmeidontknow
· 8 years ago
I'd get a straw and drip water on them; all while facing forward, to confuse her.
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timjim
· 8 years ago
Least it wasn't dude feet with fungus
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somespanishguy
· 8 years ago
How long is a flight from LA to NY?
dontaskmeidontknow
· 8 years ago
I'd assume 4 hours if you don't stop? It took me about that long from Portland to Atlanta.
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guest
· 6 years ago
As ediquette ....rude. Thank god no mention of odor, and not airplane drunk molestor feet. His awesome humor and chill fun with .......priceless.
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Pop a toe in your mouth, and that foot isn't going anywhere...